Showering Is So Yesterday

Dear Blogreader,

I spent last weekend in Asheville, N.C., an arts and culture hub where you'll find people wearing, singing and doing things that we only find out about years later down here.
Yet, one of the things that seems to have snuck down here is the propensity for less showering.
It's something I noticed gradually.

Several months ago I was talking to a friend about a mutual acquaintance of ours (let's call the person Dude Guyhair). He mentioned that this person didn't shower every day. It seemed adverse to me. How could you not shower every day? Germs would attack your body in blood-hungry legions, and even worse you would smell bad.
Afterward, whenever I would meet Dude Guyhair, I would pick up on his scent. Not disgusting, just a natural aroma, like you might expect a mechanic to smell. Yet, I didn't find it particuarly abhorrent.

Then I went to Asheville and there was that same smell on men and women I passed in the street. Now, it should be noted that these people were most definitely hippies or bohemians or homeless, one of those. In short, they weren't working on the stock exchange or putting on a collared shirt for work (in fact, one guy was dressed like an old fashioned train engineer...).

The dual experience of Mr. Dude Guyhair and those folks in Asheville got me wondering about my own showering habits.

How important is it to take a shower?

I consulted the internet to find out and discovered a very interesting opinion from Ross Gittins, an economics writer for the Sydney Morning Herald in Austrailia and he wrote this:

"I guess most of us like to believe that showering - or bathing, for that matter - is about cleanliness. About getting rid of dirt and germs so as to maintain a high standard of personal hygiene and prevent the spread of disease.
Don't kid yourself. We could do all we needed to do to prevent disease with far fewer showers. If we were really on about hygiene, we'd put a lot more emphasis on thorough, soapy hand-washing and a lot less on showers.
They don't shout it too loudly, but many dermatologists disapprove of all the showering we do, particularly the way we soap up every time as though we've just fallen into a manure heap. All that unnecessary soap and water leaches the natural oils from our skin.
Dirt isn't identical to germs and disease. In any case, our modern lives of paved roads and footpaths, travel by car rather than horse, use of electricity rather than coal, and our predominantly white-collar jobs, mean we rarely get particularly dirty."

It made me think. In a single week, I probably shower more than I wash my hands. It's shocking to me now that I've let it go on this long. The Center for Disease Control lists handwashing as the number one deterrent for disease. Yet, I'm worrying over whether I've lathered myself in body wash today or not.

Also, according to Gittins article, incessant showering may in fact be harmful. Doing it more than once a day every day could possibly shed oils important for the body's well-being.

Not showering EVERY day would cut down on energy costs as well.

Of course, there IS the chance that you might stink....






Posted by on 06/23 at 11:34 AM

You’re nasty.  I keep hand sanitizer on my desk and I use it religously. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. I ain’t shaking your hand.

Posted by  on  06/23  at  02:10 PM

Not me. I take a shower every other day…just kidding. My hair makes me take a shower. It feels grungier than the rest of me. LOL

Posted by bewmson  on  06/23  at  04:22 PM

Sorry, but especially during these humid months, I’m still showering every day. You’ll thank me.

I take issue more with people who don’t brush their teeth routinely. You don’t want to be downwind of those folks when they open their mouths.

I have a strict no touching rule, but it seems there’s no escaping people’s bad breath or body funk.

Posted by  on  06/23  at  04:27 PM

You need to have a talk with Nicolas. Let’s think about this situation. Nick showers more than he washes his hands. Let’s say Nick showers daily.
I think I can safely say that we go to the bathroom more that once a day. For the sake of argument, let’s make it twice per day.

7 x 1 shower daily = 7 showers
7 x 2 trips to the toilet

Nick showers MORE than he washes his hands. My conclusion is that Nick, in 14 trips to the crapper, is only washing his hands 6 times or less.

Y’all better get some hand sanitizer.

Posted by  on  06/24  at  12:13 PM

From urbandictionary.com:

courtesy wash

The common practice of men, where after using a public restroom, instead of actually washing their hands, they simply slightly dampen them under the sink and then dry them on the pants or a paper towel. Thus giving the illusion that they did in fact wash their hands.

Posted by  on  06/24  at  12:18 PM

Stanky Hilbourn

Posted by  on  06/24  at  02:47 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETQfuzNGT58

Posted by  on  06/24  at  02:49 PM

I wish to dispute this idea that 14 trips to the bathroom is regular.

I, for one, do not go to the bathroom 14 times a week.

Any of you who have read my blogs know my feelings on numbers.

But just to set the record straight, not every body goes to the bathroom 14 times a day.  While this may indicate serious internal problems, I felt driven to protest this most obscene number. The mere mention of it seems like just another attempt to make us into a “binary America”.

I shall not stand for this and raise my fist in protest.

By the way, that fist is a sanitary fist as I wash my hands everytime after I leave the bathroom, in case any one was worried.

Posted by  on  06/27  at  12:08 PM

I gotta stick up for Nick: Our office had no air conditioning for a few days this week and I detected no bad body funk from him—and my desk is right behind his.

Like Nick, I’m also not a fan of numbers, and I sure don’t keep track of how many times anyone, myself included, makes a trip to the restroom.

Posted by  on  06/27  at  12:13 PM

“I wash my hands everytime after I leave the bathroom”

Well once you leave the bathroom…

..where the hell do you go to wash your hands?

I hear Jackie has lifted the “no touching rule”...pass by and touch her for me will ya..wink

Posted by  on  06/27  at  12:18 PM

Only if you want to get clobbered!

Posted by  on  06/27  at  12:20 PM

Where do I wash my hands?

Well, I leave the bathroom and then I go back inside just to wash my hands, then I leave.

What other way is there?

Posted by  on  06/27  at  12:57 PM

Well you could always leave the bathroom and go over and touch Jackie…those folks down at the Emergency Room would surely wash your hands before operating on you..wink

Just between you and me..I dont care if you shower or wash your hands..it will never effect our online friendship..

..from where I am sitting..you all smell like beer..

Posted by  on  06/27  at  01:05 PM

Not to change the subject, but I didn’t know where I could let yall know how excited I am. I actually got 2 tickets for Bruce Springsteen online this morning. I has heard that they would be sold out in 5 minutes, so I bagged tennis, and from 9:55 on, I kept hitting the refresh button on ticket master. It worked, and the seats are actually pretty good. I love Bruce. He has his own station on satellite radio, and I never change the station.
Well, have a good weekend. Allyson will be back next week, I’m sure. She’s at the beach, without a computer. OMG, I never go anywhere without mine. LOL

Posted by bewmson  on  06/27  at  05:26 PM

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