Morning Buzz: Paparazzi fight
Look for this story this morning: Video of some paparazzi being physically confronted on a Malibu beach in June has been making its way around the internet over the past week. The amateur video shows a paparazzo trying to get a picture of actor Matthew McConaughey, when a group of surfers started screaming at the photographers – even chasing one pap and throwing his camera into the ocean. Authorities say McConaughey was not involved in any of the fighting.We have all heard stories about the paparazzi being invasive… but what do you think about this attack from people who were not being photographed?
Posted by on 07/01 at 02:39 AM
I remember this story..I saw a clip of it on Inside Edition..I think it was..
It stuck in my mind..mostly due to this chick in a bikini..border-line redneck..all up in this the paparazzi’s face asking stupid questions..
“You want some of me?” “Huh? You want some of this?” “Well Do You?” “You want some of me?”
My mind couldnt help but go.."Well Duh..You’re a chick in a bikini..what do YOU think?”
Now as for the “people who were not being photographed”..if you would like to call them that..cause the paparazzi really doesnt care who else is in the photo with their intended target..I think that they felt that their space had been invaded and the urge to defend their right to a quiet day at the beach just couldnt be suppressed any longer..
When dealing with the paparazzi..one must think outside of the box..to find ways to alter their desires to follow you around..snapping photos of your every move..
If you find yourself being stalked by a mob of paparazzi..do not hesitate..head directly to the nearest gay-biker bar..In the front door..across the dance floor..pausing just long enough at the bar to complain about the Anti-gay movement that has been following you around town all day..trying to shut down the gay parade that you have spent so much time organizing..
Before you exit through the side door..you will need to first tell the bartender what a “cutie-pie” he is..then place your hands on your hips and say something meaningful..like..” I swear..from the heart of my bottom”..they like it when you talk like that..
I assure you that if you take these drastic measures..the paparazzi will quickly lose interest in you..